Extreme Wheelchair Tricks

... including the first wheelchair backflip 2006.07.13

big in japan

Synonyms, slang, female masturbation - (mostly vulgar, taboo):

a date with Charlie, bean rubbing, brooking, buffin' the muffin, buttering up the whisker-biscuit, churn the butter, Clinton's cave, composing on the single key piano, dancing with Damien, date with Rosie, diddle, dildo oneself, double-Click your mouse, dj diddles, digging a trench. driving Miss Daisy, feed the other mouth, fiddle, finding nemo, finger oneself, fingerfuck oneself, flicking Flinkman, flick the budgie, flicking the bean, four-lipped whistling, frig, frosting the muffin of love, giving the fuzzy bunny a carrot, gusset typing, itchin' the ditch, impeaching Bush, jill off, harvesting lentil, letting your fingers do the walking, let the beaver swim, little southern romance, making soup (to make soup), massaging the mound, Marching the Penguin, nursing the hatchet wound, paddling her canoe, playing sonic, playing the pelvic piano, Hand Solo, Plunging the Happy Hole, poke oneself, polish the pearl, prepare a bean and fish taco, paste the tuna, rock the little man in the boat, rubbin' the nubbin, self-test, she-bop, sink the little man in the boat, slapping the gash, hunting in the cave with the spear, stirring the trough, strumming, strumming the ham banjo, tangsturbate, the two-finger panty shuffle, the two-finger taco tango, tick the box, tossing the pink salad, Twins in the Hole, having a gabby, Ya-Yaing the Sisterhood, Yellow-paging the axe wound, Baiting the dove field.

No time to lose!

1906-2006: 100 years of Alzheimer's Disease

This year we commemorate one hundred years since Alois Alzheimer first described the
disease that would later bear his name. Since 1906 many advances
have been made in our understanding of dementia, but a century
later we still find ourselves struggling against stigma and
fighting for more awareness and acceptance of the disease.

Throughout 2006 Alzheimer's Disease International will be
co-ordinating an awareness campaign with Alzheimer associations
worldwide.

We are running international
photography and journalism competitions, featuring judges
from CNN, Reuters, the BBC, Time magazine and The Times. The
focal event of the year is the Ascent for
Alzheimer's: World Team, a hike up Mount Kilimanjaro in
Tanzania for World Alzheimer's Day™ on 21 September. ADI
has recruited a team with the help of our member associations and
set each team member the challenge of raising US$10,000.


Finally, we are pleased to announce that Sir Cliff Richard, the British pop star,
has kindly agreed to be our Centenary Patron. He is happy to lend
his support to our campaign as his mother has Alzheimer's
disease.

ADI anticipates a successful and busy centenary year and we
shall keep you updated with news and events. Let's get moving -
we have no time to lose!

*****

http://www.worldtoilet.org/game/urgent.swf

The International Federation of Competitive Eating, Inc.

Safety is the first consideration in any sport, and the IFOCE insists that all sanctioned competitive eating matches take place in a controlled environment with the proper safety measures in place.
The IFOCE will not sanction or promote any events that do not adhere to the highest safety regulations.
The IFOCE believes that speed eating is only suitable for those 18 years of age or older and only in a controlled environment with appropriate rules and with an emergency medical technician present.
The IFOCE is against at-home training of any kind.
The IFOCE strongly discourages younger individuals from eating for speed or quantity under any circumstances.
The IFOCE urges all interested parties to become involved in sanctioned events -- do not try speed eating home.

Hungry for Information?
The Competitive Eating Network is your source for the latest eating techniques, along with news from the eating science community and techniques from the most accomplished eaters in the world.

Dustin Hoffman & Leonard Cohen (& Al Pacino) the same person?

Two Sister Lucys of Fatima?

If she expressed such serious concern about the importance that the Third Secret be revealed in 1960, why was she silent about it for the next 40 years? Contradicting what she had previously stated, how could she confirm the supposed secret that was unveiled by the Vatican in 2000, along with an “official interpretation” by Cardinal Ratzinger and Archbishop Tarcisio Bertone who then declared the Fatima episode closed, “a part of the past” ?

¿Qué tiene Kate Moss que no tiene nadie?

Se pregunta el periodista británico A.A Gill en el número de septiembre de Vanity Fair.

Y se contesta: "Es más fácil empezar por lo que no tiene... No tiene su propia línea de sujetadores y velas aromáticas. No tiene un bar en St. Barth's ni el deseo de hacerse fotógrafa o musa o embajadora de UNICEF. No quiere una carrera en el cine. No ha hecho una de esas cositas publicitarias dirigidas a la prole. No da gracias a Dios ni quiere que tu lo hagas. No abraza a niños negros ni adopta niños chinos. No da consejos de belleza, ni lleva una dieta verde ni escribe un blog. No toma fruta y semillas para desayunar, ni se desintoxica. No duerme ocho horas ni insiste en comer orgánico, pero sabes que, si hiciera falta, usaría tu cepillo de dientes".

http://www.diarioadn.com/sociedad/detail.php?id=12997

How was it pieced together?

«You fool, Victor Frankenstein of Geneva, how could you know what you had unleashed? How was it pieced together? Bits of thieves? Bits of murderers? Evil stitched to evil stitched it evil. God help your loved ones.»

When did Sr. Lucy get her teeth fixed?

Part II: The Impostor Sister Lucy

After 1960 we are undoubtedly dealing with a massive conspiracy and an impostor Sr. Lucy. We will now cover the striking evidence that the enemies of the message of Fatima, starting during the reign of the Freemason, John XXIII, actually implanted an impostor Sr. Lucy who falsely acted as if she were the real Sr. Lucy. Nothing coming from Sr. Lucy after 1960 is reliable.
Well, we believe that the following photographs (in addition to other evidence) reveal why, following the Fuentes interview, Sr. Lucy was subjected to a rigorous silence, why she became “invisible.” It’s because after that point it wasn’t Sr. Lucy at all, but an impostor posing as Sr. Lucy.
You can judge for yourself, but the woman pictured here is not the same as the woman pictured above.
First, this photograph is from 1967. Thus, this is supposedly “Sr. Lucy” 22 years later, at age 60! But this woman looks as young, or even younger, than Sr. Lucy when she was 38 years old!
Second, the real Sr. Lucy (the first picture) has a different nose structure than this "Sr. Lucy." This "Sr. Lucy's" nose is much broader; it's a different woman. Of course, while a person can (and often does) noticeably age when going from middle-aged to late middle-aged, he or she is still noticeably the same person – unlike in this case.
Third, a reader of ours named Barbara Costello has pointed out that Sr. Lucy has a characteristic dimple in her chin and in her cheeks. We see this in the following photograph of Sr. Lucy in 1945, again at age 38 (as well as first picture above, the right-hand picture from 1945):But this "Sr. Lucy" below does not have the characteristic dimples in her cheeks and the center of her chin. This “Sr. Lucy” has a predominant characteristic of a protruding, forward chin, which the real Sr. Lucy doesn't have (besides the different nose structure).

Another question that springs to mind after viewing these photographs is: when did Sr. Lucy get her teeth fixed?
Her front teeth were characteristically mangled.
But in the photographs of the phony Sr. Lucy above, we see that her teeth are neat and straight, not large, projecting and irregular.
Sure, it's possible that Sr. Lucy had massive dental surgery or had her teeth replaced to get them looking so neat and straight as the impostor Sr. Lucy's do, but it is more likely just another proof of the fact that the woman pictured above is not the real Sr. Lucy pictured here.

Anti-Pope Consortium

world domination

Oh Mr. Pope, you look sweet!

Would you consider these lovely matching shoes?

Pimped Out Megaphone Helmet

Here I show how you can very simply modify a megaphone to accept 1/8" line input from an iPod, and mount the megaphone on top of a motorcycle helmet. The resulting "Mega Helmet" delivers the maximal aural stupidity allowed by law.

barbie usb

Red Hat Society

Welcome Mr. Pope!

fatality666

Franchement, je t'ai jamais connu, mais je te déteste comme
tu peux pa simaginer espece ,asti de psychopathe possédé,
pour qui tu te prends toi calliss pour aller prendre la vie
de gens que tu connais même pas, si tu tenais tant que ca a
tuer quelqun, ben asti t'avais ienke a te crisser au bout
d'une corde avant, ca aurait en plus fait d'une pierre deux
coups, paske t'aurais réaliser ton rêve, pi t'aurais rendu
service a société, pi tout ceux qui pensent faire une
affaire come ca, ben c tout ca qui devraient faire,
j'espere jus que d'ou ce que t'es t,est encore capable de
souffrir pi d'avoir mal mon criss. Bonne nuit.
(Gardakan comment on 15 september, 10:16 am @ vampirefreaks)

Música Viva 2006

21h00 - Friday , 29 of September - Institut Franco-Portugais

Morton Subotnick

ELECTROACOUSTIC CONCERT WITH THE LOUDSPEAKER ORCHESTRA+VIDEO

Morton Subotnick: sound projectionist and laptop

Bruno Gabirro - momentos ** #

António Ferreira - Wind speaks to stone **

Morton Subotnick - Touch, Part 1

Morton Subotnick - Sidewinder, Part 2

Morton Subotnick - Until spring revisited, excerpt

Morton Subotnick - Silver apples of the moon, excerpt

There is no need to spank your children unless you are poor.

This is not to hold poor parents to different standards, simply

to recognise that if a family is not rich enough to pay a generous

allowance, then there is no financial threat available.

The main alternative to withdrawing pocket money is spanking, which is free...

WTC 5th anniversary

this is a gift from paper toys

raised bottom just got easier

From Dr. Hart
Dear Website Visitor,
Imagine a product so unique that it has been issued international patents and trademarks including three U.S. patents-with a fourth one pending and all to do with Rear Shaping. This butt lifter was developed because of that need.

Biniki is the ultimate backside support item.

• holds up the weight of the buttocks
• smooths out the backs of the thighs
• lifts and defines the buttock's curvature
• maximizes small/flat derrieres
• leaves no visible line under most clothing
• enhances the effect of form fitting clothes
• adds comfort because of support
• provides a put together look

When I was wearing my new rear end support in the locker room one day, I was suprised when someone called out, “Hey, that lady has just invented the Butt Bra!” Not only did others express their astonishment but also showed genuine interest. I discovered that from my own need came a product that many others also wanted. The challenge to look and feel our best with a raised bottom just got easier with Biniki.

WARNING: IF YOU SUFFER FROM DIABETES, OTHER CIRCULATORY PROBLEMS, ALLERGIES OR HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH OTHER MEDICAL CONDITIONS WHICH RESULT FROM OR ARE AGGRAVATED BY THE USE OF TIGHT OR RESTRICTIVE CLOTHING, THIS PRODUCT SHOULD NOT BE UTILIZED UNTIL YOU CONSULT WITH A PHYSICIAN. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SELECT THE PROPER SIZE PRODUCT AND TO STRICTLY FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS WITH REGARD TO USE AND APPLICATION.

atomictourist.com

The Bureau of Atomic Tourism is dedicated to the promotion of tourist locations around the world that have either been the site of atomic explosions, display exhibits on the development of atomic devices, or contain vehicles that were designed to deliver atomic weapons.

merkin

The Oxford Companion To The Body traces the merkin back to 1450, a time when the bidet was a distant prospect and personal hygiene fell well short of the mark.
Pubic lice were common - so some women, fed up with the constant itching, just shaved the lot off and then covered their modesty with a merkin.
Prostitutes, too, were frequent wearers. In the days before penicillin, it didn't take long to become infected with sexually transmitted diseases. They knew it was no work, no pay, and didn't want to scare the customers off with their syphilitic pustules and gonorrhoeal warts. So the merkin was used as a prosthesis to cover up a litany of horrors.
The Oxford Companion recounts an amusing tale of one gentleman who procured the disease-riddled merkin of a prostitute, dried it, gave it a good comb and then presented it to a cardinal, telling him he had brought him St Peter's beard. Some prostitutes even used them to give their nether regions a bit of razzle-dazzle. So a natural brunette could offer differing collars and cuffs to demanding customers.

Vrangsinn’s Ass and worse...
much worse..

scrabble 2

Descubra todo o poder do mundo isotérico.
Desde muito pequena que Simara se interessou pelos cristais, tinha menos de três anos quando observava as suas bisavós trabalharem. Escondida debaixo de uma mesa camilha, via constantemente chegarem pessoas com todo o tipo de maleitas e que elas com orações, ervas e cristais as deixavam melhor.
Na sua fantasia infantil acreditou até bem tarde, que as suas bisavós eram fadas, pois via os cristais brilharem nas suas mãos.
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Encomendas
Todos os items são vendidos numa base de não-devolução.

Item Identification: SF 016 - Prosthetic Leg

If you manage to find a small, smoky tavern in your neighborhood, you're likely to find Sasha. When we first spotted the bar fly, we instantly thought he would make a great candidate for a modeling spread. After watching him pound back beer after beer, we approached him and asked him to participate. We could only assume he was on his sixteenth or seventeenth, for he immediately agreed to become our drunk and disorderly model.

We whisked him off to the restroom to get him out of his wife beater and jeans, and into some authentic roadside attire.

We dressed him in a navy blue Reebok T-shirt [ TS002 ], a pair of brown cords [ PN012 ], a Yankees baseball cap [ HD007 ], and let him drink the night away.

Pavement Gear. A image collection of authentic roadside attire (and other strange items that we have stumbled upon). For awhile, we even picked the discarded clothing up, washed it, modeled it and donated the clothing to homeless shelters. We don't expect you to do that, but..

gerbil

A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, a 3-1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail, a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds, a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone, a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink....

La Terreur, 18 Fructidor

sans dieu

sans religion

sans roi

sans constitution

Farrokh Bulsara

Flash - a-ah - saviour of the universe
Flash - a-ah - he'll save everyone of us
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Flash - a-ah - he's a miracle
Flash - a-ah - king of the impossible

He's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every child - with a mighty flash

Flash - a-ahFlash - a-ah -
he'll save everyone of us

Just a man
With a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail
Oh oh - oh oh
Flash

baby bob

in memoriam croc hunter

Q: Many concerned fans, including Connie Games and Chris Baird, have heard rumors that you have been bitten by a very venomous snake and have died. Others worried that you had succumbed to a fatal crocodile bite. Are you OK?

A: I've never been bitten by a venomous snake, and I recently heard that I'd been killed. Ha ha! I've been killed by crocodiles, venomous snakes, spiders. I've even had a beetle crawl in my ear and kill me once. Nah! I'm here to tell you: Steve Irwin lives!

update 1:
Steve Irwin, the TV host known as the "Crocodile Hunter," has died after being stung by a stingray off Australia's north coast. Irwin, 44 was killed by a stingray barb that went through his chest, according to police sources. Irwin was filming an underwater documentary at the time.

update 2:
In 2004, he was widely condemned for feeding a snapping crocodile at his zoo while holding his then one-month-old baby son. Later the same year, he was also criticized for disturbing whales, seals and penguins while filming in Antarctica. He was later cleared of any wrongdoing by the Australian government's environment department.

update 3:
Irwin, who caught his first crocodile at the age of nine, had many close calls with rare and dangerous animals, crawling through forests and rivers around the world. He boasted that he had never been bitten by a venomous snake or seriously bitten by a crocodile, although admitted his worst injuries had been inflicted by parrots. "I don't know what it is with parrots but they always bite me," Irwin once said. "A cockatoo once tried to rip the end of my nose off. I don't know what they've got against me."

swimsuit issue

ISTANBUL (Reuters) - An unusual type of swimwear is standing out on Turkish beaches this summer -- Islam-inspired swimsuits -- which buck the trend of the past 100 years for swimsuits to get smaller.

Turkish businessman Mehmet Sahin has designed what he says is the world's first Islam-inspired swimsuit and sells head-to-ankle bathing gear to devout well-heeled Muslims, including the wives of Turkey's leading politicians.

By Emma Ross-Thomas