How to Greet the Queen of England

Yes, she is royalty, but unless you're a citizen of Great Britain, don't curtsy or bow to the queen.
Steps:

1. Address all correspondence to "The Private Secretary of Her Majesty the Queen," not the queen herself. Request that the correspondence be communicated to her royal person.
2. Contact the queen at the following address: Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, Buckingham Palace, London SW1A 1AA, England.
3. Greet the queen as "your majesty" initially. Use ma'am thereafter.
4. Accept the queen's offer of a handshake, and, of course, a bit of conversation if she's willing.
5. Don't show the queen your back, if you're following tradition, and leave the room only after the queen does. But keep in mind that times have changed and formalities have eased.

Tips:
If you have gloves on, remove them.
The queen mother is addressed as "your majesty," as well.

33 rpm?

The awesome power of a tornado demonstrated a 33rpm plastic record blown into a telephone pole!

Cataclysmic series 2

Are you ready for a real fuck?
2006 hurricane season is here!














Ernesto to Exit Cuba and Head for South Florida (Nasa update)

nbak

Neck Brace Art Appreciation Klub

Thanks for everyone's contributions and I look forward to receiving lots of great new material!
Remember, don't forget your camera and if you have a "Street Shot" you would like to share with our friends around the world, please E-Mail us your pictures.

The only requirement is that the picture must have the person in some sort of neck or back brace.
All contributors will remain anonymous unless otherwise requested.

lovelink®

So you see animal communication is all about listening, by grounding yourself through meditation, relaxation, visualization you can be on the same energy level as the animal, thus allowing you to send pictures, words or feelings via Lovelink® to the animal and in return receive one or all of the messages back.

You need no special skills, only a love of animals & a heart willing to learn.

The Lovelink ® program is a way to connect on a telepathic level with the animal through love. using neither gadgets or gismos. Just straight from our heart!
What about maybe an occasion when you were still, all quiet, sitting with your pet and you stare into each others eyes, the lovelink ® is there already isn't it? you start talking to him, telling him how wonderful he is, and just somehow you know he understands.
Messages can also be obtained from animals that have crossed over to the other side, the workshops cover all aspects of passing over and passed pets.

celebration of the cunt

The transformation of Vagina (pundai) to Cunt is a process that involves the woman producing many children through active sexual experience.

crabfu

RC live steam tank

Krakatoa

THE CATACLYSMIC EVENTS OF AUGUST 26-27

pintelhésimo

The term cunt hair is used as a measurement in construction; an expansion of 'to move it a hair' or very small distance. A color may be added as an adjective to further define the degree of adjustment, such as RCH (red cunt hair as a coarse adjustment, a 'blonde' one would be a finer adjustment). These terms in electronics and metrology commonly refer to .001 and .0001 increments, with the "red cunt hair" being the finer increment and no reference to a 'blonde cunt hair' is used. The term is also used liberally in restaurant kitchens.

tombstone generator

http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/

tasteless

Abstract:
A case of corpse dismemberment into 850 fragments was investigated at the Cracow Department of Forensic Medicine. The perpetrator employed various tools to divide the body into fragments and subsequently boiled the pieces to reduce their volume. The thus-prepared body decreased its volume to 30 kg. Subsequently, the perpetrator placed the body fragments in 2 large pots, which were then positioned in the space under the stairs and walled in.

(C) 2006 Lippincott Williams & Wilkins, Inc.

American Journal of Forensic Medicine & Pathology. 27(2):163-165, June 2006.
Konopka, Tomasz MD, PhD; Bolechala, Filip MD; Strona, Marcin MD

Vincenzo Peruggia

• 1º - August 21st, 1888 - The first successful adding machine in the United States was patented by William Seward Burroughs.
• 2º - William Seward Burroughs III (21 July 1947 – 3 March 1981) was an American novelist, also known as William S. Burroughs, Jr., and Billy Burroughs. He bears the name of both his father and his great grandfather, the original inventor of the Burroughs adding machine.
• 3ºa - 1888 - December 28 - F.W. Murnau, German film director (d. 1931) - > 4ºa -- Sunrise
• 3ºb - 1888 - June 13 - Fernando Pessoa, Portuguese writer (d. 1935)
• 4ºb - saudosismo
• 4ºc - Portuguese Poets
• 5º - Gil Vicente -----> English
• 6º - Portugal ------> Portuguese
• 7º - Distrito de Coimbra
• 8º - Coimbra
• 9º - Universidade de Coimbra

Faces and places of the past

HUNGUEST HOTEL FLÓRA

Scrabble?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Word War

Died: August 16, 1977; Memphis, Tennessee, USA

Dress Code
In order to maintain the sanctity of the Graceland wedding chapel and to respect the memory of Elvis Presley, Graceland must request that all attire reflect the dignity of the wedding day. If you have any doubts about what you plan to wear, please discuss your options with your Graceland Wedding Planner. Your understanding in this matter is greatly appreciated.

zeuhl

HUR DEH ANTZIK KOHNTARKOSZ KREUHN KOHRMAHNSTOHT WURDAH MELEKAAHMUZ, DEH ORKBAHNN KREUHN KOHRMAHNZEBEHN STRAIN DE GEUSTAAH WORTSIS, DA REUS STOAH
LAH WORTZ REISFUNK DEH WEHRESTEHGEUHNZUR,UND, DEH BUNDEHR DRAKAIDA KOMMANDOH,WUHR DI HEUL ZORTSUNG.UTS FUR KALAIN, HIMEUHN ZEBEHN DEH REUSTIIHN,EWEHN DEUH LANTSIN SLAKEHNDO [...]
(Magma, Mekanïk Destruktïw Kommandöh, 1973)

Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!

The Dread

http://defensereview.com/dad/dread.mov (18,8 MB)

9/8/1945

kid 911

Dvorak international

Ana Carolina
Palavra divina, voz de criança... ela canta

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